male breastfeeding

i'm a sensitive, progressive guy. so when my wife lakeisha gave birth to our little antonio here, i knew that i wanted to somehow find a way to relieve her of the burden of breastfeeding while experiencing the joy ofnourishing my child with my own body. what i found... ...was man milk. man milk is an all-natural supplement that transforms your lifeless, useless nipple decorated meat slabs into life-sustaining mammaries...

...or as i like to call them, "man" maries. your man milk with be as nutritious as mother's milk but with the added benefit of special nipple hair proteins that will make your little bundle of joy big and strong. so what are you waiting for? stop resenting your wife's teat induced bond with your child, and know that you will never be taunted by those about those oddly inexplicable man-nips again! man milk! man milk! rich in vitamins and nipple hair!